drunk girls, wasted pictures, plastered memories and college drunks

Working Hard or Hardly Working

eat plenty of greens when camping with your barley

Its a brand new dance that takes off your pants

Better late than never.

Just another day drunk at the bar

Ancient Chinese secret of being passed out in unison

Ah the luxury of a good magazine, some champagne and bunny ears

When your friend uses her head to clean your toilet you know she’s dedicated

Thanks Mom the money you put into my gymnastics really paid off in college for those small bathrooms

Must of been a very comfy bed