drunk girls, wasted pictures, plastered memories and college drunks

Its a brand new dance that takes off your pants

When your friend uses her head to clean your toilet you know she’s dedicated

Thanks Mom the money you put into my gymnastics really paid off in college for those small bathrooms

One girl at a time…

Don’t drink and Hide and Seek!

Betty could not belive her tan after Friday night

She just can’t hold no more captain!

don’t forget…deep breaths!

Here’s lookin’ up your address…can you google that?

Hey guys that’s the girl with the whiteboard skin