drunk girls, wasted pictures, plastered memories and college drunks

Working Hard or Hardly Working

Its a brand new dance that takes off your pants

Better late than never.

Just another day drunk at the bar

Ah the luxury of a good magazine, some champagne and bunny ears

Atleast you have a nice breakfast in the morning

Guess this has all the bases ‘covered’

Here’s lookin’ up your address…can you google that?

Ouch! that Foul Ball does hurt.

You know you have good friends when they prepare you for that time of the month.